Miss

-What are you doing HERE, Miss?
-I am studying.
-What gentleman are you trying to impress?
-None. But since you're asking,
Nonetheless,
I do want to impress
None and them all,
Most and even more,
Myself and the world,
Everyone and no less,
For i'm going to be a poetess!
-Oh, please, Miss,
There is no such thing,
A woman can only be a mistress
And think about nothing,
So tell me, please,
Shall i bring you which dress?
-I only want one dress,
The dress of a poetess!