57.

"I'm too old for staying out late"
That's so true in the middle of the week,
I admit I like sleeping because I am not weak!
Out for a drink? Well why not drink home
In my own comfort zone?
No creeper staring at me
Except for my cat...
I admit I'm not 16 anymore
Not even 26...and after 9 PM I feel sore,
Maybe I became a bore
But sleeping is what I prefer.
"I'm too old for this shit"
Is not what a party pooper says,
But someone with wit!