52.

I will start by asking nicely,
Stop French kissing like that in public!
In the subway, the supermarket,
In the park, middle of the street,
In the restaurant, while in queue for the bathroom,
In the library, in front of the kindergarden...
I swear to God, it's a horrible sight,
Not to speak of that awful sound,
I don't care if it's straight or gay couples,
It's just disturbing doing that!

I lied at first, I can't ask nicely,
Nor can I hide how disgusting I find that...
Okay, hold hands and hug each other,
Maybe even kiss (just without a tongue),
Just do it decently, without disturbing others
'Cause no one wants to see, especially not me,
How you almost literally
Try to fucking chew each other;
Do you also do that in front of your mother?