108.

The promise was there
And so was the need,
It seemed it'd be different this time.
That moment before,
The hope, the skipped heartbeat,
The color - just fine,
The texture looked perfect indeed!
And then you get closer,
You reach and grab for it
And then...it's the same all the time!!!

'Cause nothing is perfect
And it's something we face,
Nobody but women understand...
So when men talk about
All those double standards,
I raise one to them in style:
When you're feeling neglected,
When you think women have it better,
When you think it's easier for us,
Just please picture this:
We're in our favourite store,
They got that new pair of jeans
And we love it, we love it and it fits,
Then we try it on
And it looks just perfect
And those front pockets are simply just worth it...

Hahahaha
(cries in Spanish)
Our jeans don't have pockets...
Fashion world,
Why don't
Our jeans have pockets?
Or pocket,
Even one,
At this point,
One would be just fine...