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It's Women's Day
"Yay!"
We're getting flowers and compliments
And chocolates...and fat!
We're getting pampered and we like that,
Our men run around to buy us stuff,
And that is just nice
Because we deserve it, right?
But let's take a moment on this day
And thank the men in our lives nicely
Because no one deserves anything by default,
We are not wonderful creatures, without any fault,
Some of us are real bitches who treat others badly,
Some of us are superficial, from botox to brain,
Some of us act like everyone's under their reign...
But let's take a moment on this day
And shove that shitty attitude up the booty right away,
'Cause sure, it's Women's Day
But wouldn't it be better to call it
"Men spending lots of cash day?"
Or "if you're not enough for your lady (and she needs presents)
Then tell her to fuck off day?"
Or "shouldn't nice women be appreciated every day? day"

But hey,
Yeah, happy commercial Women's Day!