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International Cat Day
Seen through a cat's eyes:
"Meh, they should celebrate me
Every day,
Okay?
They should be thankful
And grateful
For each meaow I say,
Okay?
They should give me special treats,
They should get that their seats are my seats,
Their bed is my bed
But I sometimes allow them in it,
Okay?
They should be happy for my purrs,
My midnight races and that I leave so much fur
They could design a fluffy robe
To keep them warm,
Okay?
And they should be grateful
For all the moments I allow them
To pet me
(Pfft, keep dreaming, you're the pet!),
So what's that International Cat Day again?
It's everyday,
Okay?!"