Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood

Was a little wolf!

Oh, so sweet and innocent,

At least so she looked;

Actually, all of her time

With nasty dreams was booked,

She just wanted to have fun,

Little Sweet Red Bun!

Little Red Riding Hood,

OMG, she’s cute!

She’s a little introvert,

Always wears high-heels and skirt,

Always fancy, looking lovely,

Sipping on her glass of bubbly,

If you want her, you can’t have her (attention)

Unless you will grow a pair (of brains!)

Little Red Riding Hood,

I’m so glad I could

Spend a little time together,

Make fun even the bad weather,

Laugh a lot and then some more,

Open up our souls to the core;

Looking forward to more things to do,

Oh, you cutsie, I love you!

“Don’t feed the beast”

When you went visiting the beast

You knew that it was nothing but a beast,

You knew you should expect the least.

When you went visiting the beast,

You had your reading glasses on

And read the sign “Don’t feed the beast!”

When you went visiting the beast

You knew, you stupid little person,

You never play with a beast when it’s lonesome!

When you went visiting the beast

And lured it from its darkened shelter

Were you not expecting a crimson feast?

Why you went visiting the beast?

Had you not priorly been warned?

Why didn’t you ever listen to the world?

When you went visiting the beast,

You read the sign “Don’t feed the beast”!

Now may your soul in peace rest well

While your body emptied will continue to dwell…